I forgot my lj password. I tried to change it to "cocksuckers1" because profanity is hilarious, but lj informed me that is was unacceptable due to being "based on a commonly used password." Stay classy livejournal ( Read more... )

funkyzanzara: I am timewarped
funkyzanzara: wait
funkyzanzara: i mean
funkyzanzara: not hungover
funkyzanzara: the thing with the airplanes
nerdsandsuch@mac.com: jet lagged
funkyzanzara: yes!
funkyzanzara: very

details @ 11

You guys, I think I have a cavity. I've never had a cavity before. Does this mean I have to go to the dentist? I hate dentists even more than real doctors cause they're just as self-important, but they're also weirdoes who decided they wanted to stick their fingers in strangers' mouths for a living. It's not a good combination ( Read more... )

So. On the one hand my computer is back. On the other hand, due to massive hard drive failure, there is nothing on it. I am steadily working to restore my computer to its former glory.

Your mission, should you choose to accept it: SEND ME CAT MACROS AND 90s MUSIC.

My neighbors, who I have been stealing superfast wireless from for the past 3 years have finally figured it out and gotten a password. Let us have a moment of silence for my current torrent, struck down at 99.3%.

(... You guys, my parents' internets are so slow and feeble it take 3 tries to load lj. What am I going to do with my time now?)

You guys, I super wanna play Portal, but my computer is too feeble to run it and my PS3 and Xbox 360 are unfortunately non-existant.

I WANT TO SHOOT PORTALS OUT OF PORTAL GUNS AND GET THE CAKE!

Okay, so some dumbass has scrawled stuff like "Fuck the police state" and "Say no to Hell House" on the walls in Hill with a sharpie. Someone needs to go back middle school. Seriously.